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Offensive & Delightful PL05 This President Sucks Ass Birthday Card

PL05 This President Sucks Ass Birthday Card

$5.75

"Goddamn this president sucks ass!!! I mean...happy birthday!" Style No. PL05 political birthday card

Dimensions: 0 x 5.5 x 4.5 in (0 x 14 x 11.4 cm)

Smitten Kitten Youre So Fucking Rad Happy Valentines Day

Youre So Fucking Rad Happy Valentines Day

$5.75

• A2 (4.25” x 5.5”)
• Blank inside
• Digitally printed with beautiful red foiling
• Printed on Acid Free / Chlorine Free / 10% PSW / FSC Certified stock
• Includes pink Green Seal® Certified envelope and cellophane sleeve

The Little Gay Shop Fuck Valentine's Day A2 Card

Fuck Valentine's Day A2 Card

$5.75

For that special someone who believes Valentine's Day was invented by Hallmark to sell cards <3

A2 digital print folded card with a red envelope. Individually wrapped in plastic sleeve.

Inside: Blank

Offensive & Delightful GY08 A Little Cock Birthday Card

GY08 A Little Cock Birthday Card

$5.75

"Who doesn't want a little Cock for their birthday?"

• Dimensions: 4.5 x 5.5 in (11.4 x 14 cm)

Pretty Alright Goods Margs And Tacos Card

Margs And Tacos Card

$5.75

You and daydreaming about my favorite Mexican restaurant are all that’s getting me through.

Pretty Alright Goods Nah Nope Birthday Card

Nah Nope Birthday Card

$5.75

Please drop the skincare routine Immediately!

This birthday card is letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC. Each card is 100% cotton paper, blank inside, includes a kraft envelope and cello sleeve. A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

Crimson & Clover Butt Stuff? Card

Butt Stuff? Card

$5.75

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured recycled eco-friendly cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cello bag
- Blank inside

Offensive & Delightful Zebra Thank You Card

Zebra Thank You Card

$5.75

A simple Thank You card with an amazing zebra pattern design. Blank inside

Offensive & Delightful Your Day Bitch! Birthday Card

Your Day Bitch! Birthday Card

$5.75

Give a birthday greeting as timeless and classy as it deserves with this beautiful card, done in an early 20th century illustrative watercolor and ink style.

Offensive & Delightful Peace For Fucks Sake Card

Peace For Fucks Sake Card

$5.75

Can we just... chill for a sec? Everyone. Just take a beat. Send this card to anyone and everyone, because we all just need to calm down a bit right now and have some peace.

Offensive & Delightful Old Fashioned Congratulations Card

Old Fashioned Congratulations Card

$5.75

Sometimes, you just need an old fashioned cheers and congratulations... with an old fashioned. Give this beautiful, colorful card to anyone for any reason... just to brighten someone's day.

Offensive & Delightful Old Fashioned for an Old Fuck Birthday Card

Old Fashioned for an Old Fuck Birthday Card

$5.75

Here's an old fashioned for an old fuck! Give this funny and beautiful birthday card to that special old lush in your life.

Offensive & Delightful Magic Weirdo All Occasions Card

Magic Weirdo All Occasions Card

$5.75

You're full of magic, you weirdo, you absolutely unique and beautiful human being. All of you. Give this absolutely stunning 1960s psychedelic style card to anyone and everyone.

Offensive & Delightful Love you SOB Card

Love you SOB Card

$5.75

Show someone how much you love them with this beautifully illustrated card that reads "I love you, you son of a bitch"

Offensive & Delightful Have Sex with Me! Love Card

Have Sex with Me! Love Card

$5.75

Show the woman who you're sharing intimacy with this charming and funny card, showing her she's the most beautiful, intelligent and amazing woman ever.

Offensive & Delightful Face in Cake Birthday Card

Face in Cake Birthday Card

$5.75

You want cake for your birthday? How about a whole FACE FULL OF CAKE?

Offensive & Delightful Cat in A Box Card

Cat in A Box Card

$5.75

Bad things happen. But when they do, add a little smile to someone's face with this super cute card, with a cat in a box saying "Oh fuck!"

Offensive & Delightful Bitch Your Magic is What This World Needs Card

Bitch Your Magic is What This World Needs Card

$5.75

We need a little magic sometimes... and for that person, give them this beautiful card that reads "Bitch... your magic is what this world needs right now"

Citizen Ruth Bert & Ernie Love Card

Bert & Ernie Love Card

$5.75

It has been confirmed that Burt and Ernie are indeed a couple. Even though we always kinda knew, it's really heart-warming to finally get confirmation. So this card is for anyone and everyone who is lucky enough to have found their person.

That's So Andrew Birthday Is Filled With Cock Card

Birthday Is Filled With Cock Card

$5.75

"I hope your birthday is filled with love, gifts and cock.... *cake, damn auto-correct"

That's So Andrew Cake or Ass Birthday Card

Cake or Ass Birthday Card

$5.75

"Do you want some cake? Or should I just sit on your face?" That birthday card that basically says it all...

That's So Andrew Fabulous Titties Birthday Card

Fabulous Titties Birthday Card

$5.75

"I hope your birthday is as fabulous as those titties"... perfect birthday sentiment for that person in your life. You know who.

That's So Andrew Happy Birthday To The Baddest Bitch Card

Happy Birthday To The Baddest Bitch Card

$5.75

Obviously, the perfect birthday card for the baddest bitch in your life, complete with a stylish matching pink envelope.

The Found Chappell Roan Birthday Card

Chappell Roan Birthday Card

$5.75

• A2 folded card, 5 1/2" x 4 1/4" folded
• White euroflap envelope
• Locally printed on recycled paper from an FSC-certified mill with soy-based inks

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