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Bad Betty Greeting Company I Saw This Card and Thought Fuck It Card

I Saw This Card and Thought Fuck It Card

$5.75

Attention slackers and procrastinators, our “I Saw This Card and Thought, ‘Fuck It, This Will Do’” greeting card is the perfect solution for literally any occasion—birthdays, Valentine’s Day, Mother's Day, or whatever life throws your way!

Pretty Alright Goods Tissue In Your Sleeve Card

Tissue In Your Sleeve Card

$5.75

This birthday card is letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC. Each card is 100% cotton paper, blank inside, includes a kraft envelope and cello sleeve. A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

Design With Heart LV29 P.S. I Love You Greeting Card

LV29 P.S. I Love You Greeting Card

$5.75

Blank white interior.
Ready for your unique message.
Printed on premium, FSC certified-sustainable paper.

The Found Harry Styles Long Legs Birthday Card

Harry Styles Long Legs Birthday Card

$5.75

The Found is a small business who focuses on making products that inspire people to be creative and authentic. They tout a style that promotes relatable art from pop culture and references to die for!

Dirty Pop Cards Naughty Knockers Funny 3D Pop-Up Boobs Greeting Card

Naughty Knockers Funny 3D Pop-Up Boobs Greeting Card

$10.00

The outside of this naughty 3d boobs card hilariously illustrates six types of bare-chested titties - jugs, ta-ta’s, boobies, breasts, knockers and cans.

Dirty Pop Cards Sultry Surprise 3D Pop-Up Light & Sound Birthday Card

Sultry Surprise 3D Pop-Up Light & Sound Birthday Card

$10.00

The front of the card sets the scene with an elegant birthday cake, topped with golden sparklers and a glowing candle, ready for celebration.

Offensive & Delightful I Love Your Boobs Card

I Love Your Boobs Card

$5.75

Some of our top selling cards come from Offensive & Delightful! These cards are guaranteed to give you or your friend a kick in the ass and a nice big laugh! Designed in Los Angeles and printed in San Jose.

Citizen Ruth Romy and Michele Birthday card

Romy and Michele Birthday card

$5.75

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion is an absolute classic. I hear there's a sequel finally in the works, but until we have some new material this card will remain one of my favorite tributes.

Offensive & Delightful Fuck Trump And Have A Nice Day Card

Fuck Trump And Have A Nice Day Card

$5.75

Some days, all it seems like you can do is stand outside and shout "Fuck Trump and have a nice day!" It's the little things.

The Little Gay Shop Hi Gay Card

$5.75

Don't forget to say hi to your Gays.

A2 digital print folded card with a yellow envelope. Individually wrapped in plastic sleeve.

Inside: Blank

Citizen Ruth Romy and Michelle Card

Romy and Michelle Card

$5.75

Citizen Ruth is a queer owned small business based in Portland, OR. Citizen Ruth employs more than 250 queer, female, or marginalized artists by printing their art onto products, like this one! Intersectional feminism never looked so good on a company.

The Found White Lotus Unhinged Birthday Card

White Lotus Unhinged Birthday Card

$5.75

• A2 folded card, 5 1/2" x 4 1/4" folded
• White euroflap envelope
• Locally printed on recycled paper from an FSC-certified mill with soy-based inks

Message: Friendship Never Ends, SO LET'S GET UNHINGED!

Bad Betty Greeting Company Lord, Give Me Patience Card

Lord, Give Me Patience Card

$5.75

A hilarious greeting card featuring a vintage woman praying: “Lord, Give Me Patience, Because If You Give Me Strength, I Just Might Throat Punch Somebody.”

Offensive & Delightful Old Fashioned Congratulations Card

Old Fashioned Congratulations Card

$5.75

Sometimes, you just need an old fashioned cheers and congratulations... with an old fashioned. Give this beautiful, colorful card to anyone for any reason... just to brighten someone's day.

Offensive & Delightful Blow Me Cake Birthday Card

Blow Me Cake Birthday Card

$5.75

Some of our top selling cards from Offensive & Delightful! These cards are guaranteed to give you or your friend a kick in the ass and a nice big laugh! Designed in Los Angeles and printed in San Jose.

Offensive & Delightful Happy Fucking Birthday You Whore Card

Happy Fucking Birthday You Whore Card

$5.75

Some of our top selling cards from Offensive & Delightful! These cards are guaranteed to give you or your friend a kick in the ass and a nice big laugh! Designed in Los Angeles and printed in San Jose.

Offensive & Delightful Fuck You High Kick Birthday Card

Fuck You High Kick Birthday Card

$5.75

Some of our top selling cards from Offensive & Delightful! These cards are guaranteed to give you or your friend a kick in the ass and a nice big laugh! Designed in Los Angeles and printed in San Jose.

The Queer Store RuPaul Eleganza Extravaganza Birthday Card

RuPaul Eleganza Extravaganza Birthday Card

$5.75

RuPaul's Drag Race fan art illustration Birthday card.

Wish a fab birthday with the "Birthday Eleganza Extravaganza" and "We're all born naked and the rest is drag" cards, created with love at home and professionally printed.

Bad Betty Greeting Company This Shit Is Bananas Card

This Shit Is Bananas Card

$5.75

A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "This Shit Is Bananas" Embrace the chaos and laugh with a friend while enjoying our quirky and nostalgic card.

Offensive & Delightful PL05 This President Sucks Ass Birthday Card

PL05 This President Sucks Ass Birthday Card

$5.75

"Goddamn this president sucks ass!!! I mean...happy birthday!" Style No. PL05 political birthday card

Dimensions: 0 x 5.5 x 4.5 in (0 x 14 x 11.4 cm)

The Found Wednesday Creepy Birthday Card

Wednesday Creepy Birthday Card

$5.75

May you have a creepy birthday! This gorgeous card features Wednesday Addams, as played by Palm Desert native Jenna Ortega.

Mod Lounge Paper Co. It's Your Birthday Have A Ball Retro Disco Bowling Card

It's Your Birthday Have A Ball Retro Disco Bowling Card

$5.75

Get ready to party with our It's Your Birthday Have a Ball Disco Bowling Card! Featuring a retro bowling theme in a vibrant pink palette, this card is sure to make any birthday extra special. Plus, the envelope liner adds a fun touch.

The Little Gay Shop Big Fat Lesbian Crush Card

Big Fat Lesbian Crush Card

$5.75

The Little Gay Shop is a queer marketplace dedicated to uplifting the LGBTQIA+ community through the sale of original art, books, magazines, and more. They started as a table vendor in 2019 and in 2021 opened their first retail store.

Pretty Alright Goods Go Camping Card

Go Camping Card

$5.75

This birthday card is letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC. Each card is 100% cotton paper, blank inside, includes a kraft envelope and cello sleeve. A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")