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December Diamonds NEW 2025 Palm Springs Merman

NEW 2025 Palm Springs Merman

$39.50

Palm Springs has some of the most amazing winter holiday season weather... perfect for lounging by the pool with a drink in hand and a sexy silver fox by your side. Show your love for this desert oasis with this beautiful painted resin ornament.

December Diamonds NEW 2025 Big Booming Box Merman

NEW 2025 Big Booming Box Merman

$39.50

Are boomboxes still a thing? They are for this sexy, shimmery merman. With his boombox, he's ready to kick out the tunes any time of year... imagine how amazing he'll look on your tree! Made from painted resin.

December Diamonds NEW 2025 DJ Licks-A-Lot Merman

NEW 2025 DJ Licks-A-Lot Merman

$39.50

DJ Licks-A-Lot is ready to get this holiday party staaaarted! This merman DJ is spinning all the dance hits to get your booty moving! Made from painted resin.

December Diamonds NEW 2025 Mr Bubbles Merman

NEW 2025 Mr Bubbles Merman

$44.50

The holidays can be stressful, so this sexy merman knows how to relax his fins in a hot bubble bath, and just let the worries melt away. Made from painted resin.

December Diamonds NEW 2025 Messy Weiner Merman

NEW 2025 Messy Weiner Merman

$39.50

This merman knows more than most, that no matter how hard you try... sometimes, weiners can get really messy. Add this charming sausage-slinging merman to any holiday tree to add some fun and whimsy to your celebration! Made from painted resin.

December Diamonds NEW 2025 Guncle Sam Merman

NEW 2025 Guncle Sam Merman

$39.50

There's Uncle Sam, and then there's Guncle Sam, the way more fun gay uncle, who's here to ignite your holiday season in red white and blue! Made from painted resin.

December Diamonds NEW 2025 Nutcracker Merman

NEW 2025 Nutcracker Merman

$39.50

With his perfect poise and beautiful uniform, this nuckcracker merman is here for the best holiday season ever! Add him to any tree or holiday display. Made from painted resin.

December Diamonds Oh Happy Day New Year Mermen

Oh Happy Day New Year Mermen

$49.50

This Merman Ornament features a handsome couple of grooms. With sparkly black and white tails, fitting together like yin and yang, it is clearly their happy day.

7" tall, hand painted resin

December Diamonds Father Pride Merman

Father Pride Merman

$39.50

If you're a good boy, Father Pride might leave you a present under the rainbow tree this year, and maybe again during Pride Month! This beautiful, colorful painted resin ornament is perfect for any gay holiday!

December Diamonds Blow Fish Merman

Blow Fish Merman

$39.50

He's a merman... blowing bubbles with bubblegum, so he's a blow... fish. Get it? This painted resin ornament is perfect for any sexy tree, or any collector of December Diamonds!

December Diamonds Mistletoe Santa Merman Ornament

Mistletoe Santa Merman Ornament

$44.50

Happy holidays! Santa is here, and looks like he's standing right under the mistletoe! Ooohhhh! Add this sexy Santa to any holiday tree or display. Made from painted resin.

December Diamonds Hey Santa! Tree Topper

Hey Santa! Tree Topper

$59.50

With wavy salt and pepper hair, carrying a Santa hat over one shoulder and a festive drink in the other hand, this December Diamonds Hey Santa! Merman Tree Topper is just what you need to top off your Christmas tree.

Made from hand-painted resin

December Diamonds Rudy Mermen

$39.50

With a red sparkly tail and nose, wearing reindeer antlers, red and green striped scarf, and holding a Christmas present, this December Diamonds Merman Ornament is the perfect addition to your holiday decor.

7" tall, resin

December Diamonds Bedtime Santa Merman Ornament

Bedtime Santa Merman Ornament

$39.50

It's bedtime for Santa! will you go with him? This colorful, sexy painted resin ornament would look perfect on any holiday tree, or part of any holiday display... especially if there are more sexy mermen!

December Diamonds Baking Santa Merman Ornament

Baking Santa Merman Ornament

$39.50

Sexy merman Santa has been hard at work in the kitchen, baking up some amazing sweet holiday treats! Add this stunning, sexy Santa to your holiday tree or any holiday setup! Made from painted resin.

December Diamonds Santa Daddy II Mermen Ornament

Santa Daddy II Mermen Ornament

$39.50

Hello Santa Daddy! He's here with his red tail, his Santa cap over one shoulder and a drink ready to share this holiday season. This sexy, colorful ornament is made from painted resin.

December Diamonds Dr. Pet-A-Vet Merman Ornament

Dr. Pet-A-Vet Merman Ornament

$39.50

Never fear, Dr. Pet-a-vet is here to take care of whatever might be ailing your dog or cat, and his compassion means he would make an excellent husband *wink wink*. Add him to your holiday tree this year! Made from painted resin.

December Diamonds Pet the Puss Merman Ornament

Pet the Puss Merman Ornament

$39.50

Nothing is quite as sexy as a man who is good with animals. Add this hunk and his kitty friends to your holiday tree this year and maybe you might manifest such a man. Made from painted resin.

December Diamonds Happy Anniversary Mermen

Happy Anniversary Mermen

$49.50

What better gift for a loved one or friend who has a December birthday than a December Diamonds mermen anniversary ornament! This colorful painted resin ornament is perfect for any tree or year-round decoration!

December Diamonds Thumper Merman

$39.50

Is he a bear or his he a bunny? Why not both? This sexy ornament is made for a Christmas tree, but really any sexy man in a rabbit onesie has a place year-round. Made from painted resin.

December Diamonds Daddy Duckie Merman

Daddy Duckie Merman

$39.50

Who's ready for some poolside fun? Daddy Duckie has everything to get the party started, including a cute duck pool float and rubber ducky. Made from painted resin.

December Diamonds Ace Merman

$39.50

Ace Merman is absolutely serving in this stunning hand-painted resin ornament. This hairy chested tennis player will make any holiday tree more exciting!

December Diamonds Champs Merman Ornament

Champs Merman Ornament

$39.50

Pop open some champagne and celebrate this holiday season and every holiday season with this beautiful bubbly serving merman in his finest tuxedo bowtie. Made from painted resin.

December Diamonds CowPoke Merman Ornament

CowPoke Merman Ornament

$39.50

Yee-haw! Save a horse, ride a cowboy... or cow-merman. Toss this sexy cowpoke on your holiday tree for some country holiday charm. Made from painted resin.