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Offensive & Delightful Resolutions? F*ck em Christmas Card

Resolutions? F*ck em Christmas Card

$5.50

"Resolutions? Fuck 'em!"

Dimensions: 4.5 x 5.5 in (11.4 x 14 cm)

Paper Sluts Here's Your F'n Christmas Card

Here's Your F'n Christmas Card

$5.75

Thick, velvety cardstock + eye-popping color = a card that feels as outrageous as it reads. Comes with its own envelope (duh) and a plastic sleeve so it arrives looking fresh—no bent corners, no dull punchlines.

That's So Andrew Pretending To Like Bigoted Relatives Holiday Card

Pretending To Like Bigoted Relatives Holiday Card

$5.75

"We survived another year of pretending to like our bigoted relatives. Cheers!"

That's So Andrew Bitch I Love You Happy Holidays Holiday Card

Bitch I Love You Happy Holidays Holiday Card

$5.75

Celebrate the season with a little sass and a lot of honesty. The That’s So Andrew Holiday Collection is a set of funny, snarky, and queer-friendly Christmas cards made for people who are so over traditional holiday cheer.

Mod Lounge Paper Co. Meowy Christmas Mid Century Cat Holiday Card

Meowy Christmas Mid Century Cat Holiday Card

$5.75

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)
Black envelope and coordinating harlequin pattern liner included.
Made in the USA.

Offensive & Delightful Jesus It's My Jam Card

Jesus It's My Jam Card

$5.75

Some of our top selling cards from Offensive & Delightful! These cards are guaranteed to give you or your friend a kick in the ass and a nice big laugh! Designed in Los Angeles and printed in San Jose.

Snow & Graham Ornate Holiday Tree Holiday Card

Ornate Holiday Tree Holiday Card

$18.50

A nostalgic nod to a beloved Holiday icon. Printed in bold washed of color on dreamy cream card stock. The interior of this card is blank leaving ample room for personalized holiday wishes. Cards measure 5.5 x 4.25 inches.

Snow & Graham Gilded Wreath Holiday Card

Gilded Wreath Holiday Card

$18.50

Bright pops of gold foil stamping compliment rich full color. The interior of this card is blank leaving ample room for personalized holiday wishes. Cards measure 5.5 x 4.25 inches. Available to purchase in boxes of 8 or individually.

Snow & Graham Holiday Wren Holiday Card

Holiday Wren Holiday Card

$18.50

Bright pops of gold foil stamping compliment rich full color. The interior of this card is blank leaving ample room for personalized holiday wishes. Cards measure 5.5 x 4.25 inches. Available to purchase in boxes of 8 or individually.

Snow & Graham Tangled Tree Lights Holiday Card

Tangled Tree Lights Holiday Card

$18.50

Bright pops of gold foil stamping compliment rich full color. The interior of this card is blank leaving ample room for personalized holiday wishes.
Cards measure 5.5 x 4.25 inches. Available to purchase in boxes of 8 or individually.

That's So Andrew Santa Doesn't Believe in You Holiday Card

Santa Doesn't Believe in You Holiday Card

$5.75

"Santa doesn't believe in you either, bitch"

That's So Andrew Queer Christmas Cheer Holiday Card

Queer Christmas Cheer Holiday Card

$5.75

"We're here, we're queer, we're full of holiday cheer!"

That's So Andrew Merry Christmas Mom/Fat Guy Gets Credit Holiday Card

Merry Christmas Mom/Fat Guy Gets Credit Holiday Card

$5.75

"Merry Christmas Mom! ... Too Bad a White Fat Guy Gets Credit for All Your Hard Work"

That's So Andrew Allegedly Most Wonderful Time Holiday Card

Allegedly Most Wonderful Time Holiday Card

$5.75

Celebrate the season with a little sass and a lot of honesty. The That’s So Andrew Holiday Collection is a set of funny, snarky, and queer-friendly Christmas cards made for people who are so over traditional holiday cheer.

Sunshine Studios Midcentury Gold Foil Happy Holidays Card

Midcentury Gold Foil Happy Holidays Card

$5.75

Celebrate the season with the Happy Holidays card featuring a stylish midcentury design accented with shimmering gold foil. Perfect for spreading cheer with a retro vibe, it adds a touch of sparkle to your festive greetings.

Sunshine Studios Happy Holidays Retro Deer Greeting Card

Happy Holidays Retro Deer Greeting Card

$5.50

A2 | 4.25" x 5.5"
Folded Card, Blank Interior
Envelope Included
Made in sunny San Diego, CA

Offensive & Delightful Happy Holigays! LGBTQ Christmas Card

Happy Holigays! LGBTQ Christmas Card

$5.50

"Happy Holigays!"

Dimensions: 4.5 x 5.5 in (11.4 x 14 cm)

Offensive & Delightful Beyonce's Ass Christmas Holiday Card

Beyonce's Ass Christmas Holiday Card

$5.50

"Dear Santa" here's hoping you get everything you want this Christmas, especially an ass like Beyonce!

Dimensions: 4.5 x 5.5 in (11.4 x 14 cm)

Offensive & Delightful I SEE YOU MOFO SANTA Christmas card

I SEE YOU MOFO SANTA Christmas card

$5.50

"I see you motherfucker!"

Dimensions: 0 x 4.5 x 5.5 in (0 x 11.4 x 14 cm)

Offensive & Delightful STILL UP? Christmas card

STILL UP? Christmas card

$5.50

"You Still Up?"

Dimensions: 4.5 x 5.5 in (11.4 x 14 cm)

Offensive & Delightful WHAT'S UP BITCHES! Christmas Card

WHAT'S UP BITCHES! Christmas Card

$5.50

"What's up Bitches!" Funny Christmas greeting card.

Dimensions: 4.5 x 5.5 in (11.4 x 14 cm)

Offensive & Delightful SANTA KIDS Christmas Card

SANTA KIDS Christmas Card

$5.50

"Happy F*ckng Holidays"

Dimensions: 4.5 x 5.5 in (11.4 x 14 cm)

Offensive & Delightful HL18 FAT ASS SANTA Christmas Card

HL18 FAT ASS SANTA Christmas Card

$5.50

"Does my ass look fat in this? Merry Christmas!"

Dimensions: 5.5 x 4.5 in (14 x 11.4 cm)

Offensive & Delightful JINGLE BELLS Christmas Card

JINGLE BELLS Christmas Card

$5.50

"Jingle my bells, and have a very Merry Christmas!"

Dimensions: 4.5 x 5.5 in (11.4 x 14 cm)