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Citizen Ruth Happy Mothers Day-O Mothers Day Card

Happy Mothers Day-O Mothers Day Card

$5.75

This A2 card measures 4.25" x 5.5" and features original artwork by Cody Clifford inspired by the dinner party scene in Tim Burton's 1995 film, Beetlejuice.

Citizen Ruth Youre. My. Mother. Mothers Day Card

Youre. My. Mother. Mothers Day Card

$5.75

This A2 card measures 4.25" x 5.5" and features the incomparable Maya Rudolph in her SNL performance of "I'm your Mother." She's an icon for women and mothers everywhere and we thought it would be a lovely sentiment for this Mother's Day!

Top Hat and Monocle Badass Love Card

Badass Love Card

$5.75

This cheeky card is printed on high quality card stock that makes the ink really pop. It comes display shelf ready, with a fabulous envelope and a clear sheath. The card measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches and is blank inside.

That's So Andrew Hey Bitch Love You Thank You Card

Hey Bitch Love You Thank You Card

$5.75

That's So Andrew greeting cards are printed, designed, and packaged in our Monroe, Washington studio by Andrew and his team. Crafted with quality paper and paired with a gorgeous color envelope.

Apply Stickers Biking Buds Snoopy Sticker

Biking Buds Snoopy Sticker

$6.50

Teamwork = dreamwork!

* 1 die-cut sticker (2.63” x 2.75”), digitally printed on premium vinyl. Dishwasher safe. Made with <3 in the USA.

© 2023 Peanuts Worldwide LLC

Apply Stickers Legality Is Not Morality By Sam Durant Sticker

Legality Is Not Morality By Sam Durant Sticker

$6.50

Legality Is Not Morality by Sam Durant Die-Cut Sticker
Legality Is Not Morality, 2024.

Penguin Random House The Guncle by Steven Rowley

The Guncle by Steven Rowley

$18.00

From the bestselling author of Lily and the Octopus and The Editor comes a warm and deeply funny novel about a once-famous gay sitcom star whose unexpected family tragedy leaves him with his niece and nephew for the summer.

Penguin Random House Murder by Cheesecake: A Golden Girls Cozy Mystery by Rachel Ekstrom Courage

Murder by Cheesecake: A Golden Girls Cozy Mystery by Rachel Ekstrom Courage

$16.99

The first novel in the all-new Golden Girls Cozy Mystery Series!

When Dorothy’s obnoxious date is found dead in a hotel freezer, it not only ruins a gorgeous cheesecake but threatens the elaborate St. Olaf–themed wedding Rose is hosting.

OOLY Color Appeel Crayons - Set of 12

Color Appeel Crayons - Set of 12

$15.00

With these peelable crayons, you never have to feel slowed down by your crayon nub getting too low. Designed with easy to peel paper, these coloring crayons can keep up with your creativity!

The Raccoon Society Birthday Sinner Birthday Card

Birthday Sinner Birthday Card

$5.75

* Blank inside
* 100lb heavyweight paper
* Printed in Minneapolis, MN
* 4.25 x 5.5 inches

Kennidi Co. Is He Dead Yet Sticker

Is He Dead Yet Sticker

$4.50

Take a risk and show your daring side with Divine: Is He Dead Yet Stickers! These bold, anti-Trump stickers feature the iconic drag queen questioning if he's finally gone. Challenge the status quo and make a statement with these provocative stickers.

Sapling Press 1090 Trump/Motherfucker Card

1090 Trump/Motherfucker Card

$5.75

“Trump is an evil mother fucker. Have a nice day!”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

Sapling Press 1091 Trump/Bitch Birthday Card

1091 Trump/Bitch Birthday Card

$5.75

“Trump is a lying ass bitch. Happy birthday!”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

Sapling Press 990 Trump/Shit Happy Birthday Card

990 Trump/Shit Happy Birthday Card

$5.75

“Trump is a piece of shit. Happy birthday!”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

Zombie Ghost Games Color Royale

$19.99

Get ready to play Color Royale, the fast-paced game that will break your brain!

Bad Betty Greeting Company Novelty Toy Foam Glider Flying Fuck - Funny Gag Gift

Novelty Toy Foam Glider Flying Fuck - Funny Gag Gift

$9.50

Introducing the ultimate way to express your sense of humor while defying gravity—it's the "Flying Fuck" Foam Mini Glider!

Bad Betty Greeting Company This Shit Is Bananas Card

This Shit Is Bananas Card

$5.75

A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "This Shit Is Bananas" Embrace the chaos and laugh with a friend while enjoying our quirky and nostalgic card.

Bad Betty Greeting Company Teach Your Child Their First Swear Word Baby Card

Teach Your Child Their First Swear Word Baby Card

$5.75

Add a touch of humor to your baby shower with our "I Can't Wait to Teach Your Child Their First Swear Word" card.

Bad Betty Greeting Company Shall We (Scissor)? Love Card

Shall We (Scissor)? Love Card

$5.75

A fabulous LGBTQ+ friendly flirty and dirty card: "Shall we (scissor)?" A playful way to celebrate Valentine's Day, an anniversary, or heck –any day!

Bad Betty Greeting Company Please Be Patient with Me, I'm from the 1900's Card

Please Be Patient with Me, I'm from the 1900's Card

$5.75

"Please Be Patient with Me, I'm from the 1900's" greeting card. This self-deprecating card acknowledges the struggles of keeping up with modern times, making it perfect for anyone who feels a little out of touch or simply appreciates a good laugh.

Bad Betty Greeting Company Lord, Give Me Patience Card

Lord, Give Me Patience Card

$5.75

A hilarious greeting card featuring a vintage woman praying: “Lord, Give Me Patience, Because If You Give Me Strength, I Just Might Throat Punch Somebody.”

Bad Betty Greeting Company Look Who’s Grown Up! Ready For A Colonoscopy Birthday Card

Look Who’s Grown Up! Ready For A Colonoscopy Birthday Card

$5.75

Celebrate a milestone birthday in a hilarious and irreverent way with our birthday greeting card, "Look Who’s All Grown Up and Ready for a Colonoscopy!"

Bad Betty Greeting Company Just Calling To Let You Know You're A Cunt Card

Just Calling To Let You Know You're A Cunt Card

$5.75

Roast your friends with this totally inappropriate but totally funny vintage-style greeting card "Just calling to let you know that you're a cunt."

Bad Betty Greeting Company How To Find Out If You Are Old Birthday Card

How To Find Out If You Are Old Birthday Card

$5.75

How to find out if you are old:
Fall down.
If people laugh, you are young.
If people panic, you are old.