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Sapling Press 1090 Trump/Motherfucker Card

1090 Trump/Motherfucker Card

$5.75

“Trump is an evil mother fucker. Have a nice day!”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

Bad Betty Greeting Company What the Fuck Card

What the Fuck Card

$5.75

A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "What - and I cannot stress this enough - the fuck."
• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Blank inside

Bad Betty Greeting Company This Shit Is Bananas Card

This Shit Is Bananas Card

$5.75

A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "This Shit Is Bananas" Embrace the chaos and laugh with a friend while enjoying our quirky and nostalgic card.

Bad Betty Greeting Company Please Be Patient with Me, I'm from the 1900's Card

Please Be Patient with Me, I'm from the 1900's Card

$5.75

"Please Be Patient with Me, I'm from the 1900's" greeting card. This self-deprecating card acknowledges the struggles of keeping up with modern times, making it perfect for anyone who feels a little out of touch or simply appreciates a good laugh.

Bad Betty Greeting Company Lord, Give Me Patience Card

Lord, Give Me Patience Card

$5.75

A hilarious greeting card featuring a vintage woman praying: “Lord, Give Me Patience, Because If You Give Me Strength, I Just Might Throat Punch Somebody.”

Bad Betty Greeting Company Just Calling To Let You Know You're A Cunt Card

Just Calling To Let You Know You're A Cunt Card

$5.75

Roast your friends with this totally inappropriate but totally funny vintage-style greeting card "Just calling to let you know that you're a cunt."

Bad Betty Greeting Company I’d Help You Bury the Body Friendship Card

I’d Help You Bury the Body Friendship Card

$5.75

For those friendships that are built on trust, loyalty, and a healthy dose of dark humor, our "I’d Help You Bury the Body" greeting card is the perfect way to express just how far you’d go for your favorite partner-in-crime!

Dirty Pop Cards Rasta Bong Funny 3D Pop-Up Marijuana Stoner Card

Rasta Bong Funny 3D Pop-Up Marijuana Stoner Card

$10.00

This weed themed greeting card will make any reggae loving stoner skank harder than your dad at a destination wedding. The front cover features an illustrated bong in the famous rastafarian colors–green, yellow and red

Dirty Pop Cards Package Arrived Funny Pop-Up Surprise Greeting Card

Package Arrived Funny Pop-Up Surprise Greeting Card

$10.00

The outside of this 3d dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “your package has arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a veiny surprise.

Dirty Pop Cards Package Arrived Funny 3D Pop-Up Brown Surprise Card

Package Arrived Funny 3D Pop-Up Brown Surprise Card

$10.00

The outside of this 3D dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a veiny surprise.

Dirty Pop Cards Martini Doll Sexy 3D Pop-Up Cocktail Party Greeting Card

Martini Doll Sexy 3D Pop-Up Cocktail Party Greeting Card

$10.00

Get a big smile and sloppy cheers out of that clumsy drunk in your life. The front cover of our dirty martini greeting card features a well-balanced mix of gin, vermouth and anticipatory binge drinking.

The Raccoon Society World Burn - Card

World Burn - Card

$5.75

* 100lb heavyweight paper
* Printed in Madison, WI
* 4.25 x 5.5 inches
* Blank inside

Offensive & Delightful PL33 Fuck Elon

$5.75

Style No. PL33 No Elon, PLEASE! Great card to express how the sane people in this country are feeling.

Dimensions: 0 x 5.5 x 4.5 in (0 x 14 x 11.4 cm)

Offensive & Delightful FN45 Manifest That Shit Card

FN45 Manifest That Shit Card

$5.75

There is never a shortage of humor in their cards, but this is exemplary of the Offensived & Delightful brand: making fun but enjoying it all the while. Plenty of crystal lovers and deniers to appreciate this little vintage treasure.

Dimensions: 4.5 x

Offensive & Delightful Island Life Card

Island Life Card

$5.75

"Let's go where there are no politics, and we can run in the waves buck naked with joy!"

Pretty Alright Goods Margs And Tacos Card

Margs And Tacos Card

$5.75

You and daydreaming about my favorite Mexican restaurant are all that’s getting me through.

Pretty Alright Goods Bestie Definition Card

Bestie Definition Card

$5.75

Besties who stay together, slay together.

This just because card is letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC. Each card is 100% cotton paper, blank inside, includes a kraft envelope and cello sleeve. A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

Offensive & Delightful Pink Van No Trump Card

Pink Van No Trump Card

$5.75

A beautifully illustrated card saying "Let's go... some place where there's no Trump!"

Offensive & Delightful Fuck Trump And Have A Nice Day Card

Fuck Trump And Have A Nice Day Card

$5.75

Some days, all it seems like you can do is stand outside and shout "Fuck Trump and have a nice day!" It's the little things.

Offensive & Delightful Yeti Believes in You! Funny Greeting Card

Yeti Believes in You! Funny Greeting Card

$5.75

If a yeti believes in you, than everyone else should too! Show someone how much you care with this fun greeting card.

Offensive & Delightful Space Cat Dreams Funny Support Card

Space Cat Dreams Funny Support Card

$5.75

"Never fucking stop dreaming"... perfect advice. Maybe you can be the first cat in space one day!

Offensive & Delightful Peace For Fucks Sake Card

Peace For Fucks Sake Card

$5.75

Can we just... chill for a sec? Everyone. Just take a beat. Send this card to anyone and everyone, because we all just need to calm down a bit right now and have some peace.

Offensive & Delightful Magic Weirdo All Occasions Card

Magic Weirdo All Occasions Card

$5.75

You're full of magic, you weirdo, you absolutely unique and beautiful human being. All of you. Give this absolutely stunning 1960s psychedelic style card to anyone and everyone.

Offensive & Delightful Jesus Unicorn Greeting Card

Jesus Unicorn Greeting Card

$5.75

Unicorn-riding Jesus believes in you, maybe you should too. Give the magic with this beautifully illustrated card!