“Trump is an evil mother fucker. Have a nice day!”

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• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

“Although frowned upon, it’s not illegal to call a toddler an asshole.”

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• Size: 5.x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

“Trump is a lying ass bitch. Happy birthday!”

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• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

“Trump is a piece of shit. Happy birthday!”

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• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

“It’s all fun and games until your metabolism slows down. Happy Birthday.”

“My bucket list is pretty short, but my fuck it list keeps growing.”

“In honor of your birthday, I've set the thermostat to your liking. Happy birthday.”

“The best age is when you like naps and are able to take naps.”

“It's your party and you can cry if you want to. Happy Birthday.”

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• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

“It could be worse. You could be turning fifteen.”

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• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black