“Trump is an evil mother fucker. Have a nice day!”

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• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

“Trump is a lying ass bitch. Happy birthday!”

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• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

“Trump is a piece of shit. Happy birthday!”

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• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

“It’s all fun and games until your metabolism slows down. Happy Birthday.”

“Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back.”

“My bucket list is pretty short, but my fuck it list keeps growing.”

“In honor of your birthday, I've set the thermostat to your liking. Happy birthday.”

“The best age is when you like naps and are able to take naps.”

“Although frowned upon, it’s not illegal to call a toddler an asshole.”

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• Size: 5.x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

“It's your party and you can cry if you want to. Happy Birthday.”

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• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

“It could be worse. You could be turning fifteen.”

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• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

“The best part of getting older is the over abundance of things to be outraged by.”

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• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black