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Offensive & Delightful Your Day Bitch! Birthday Card

Your Day Bitch! Birthday Card

$5.75

Give a birthday greeting as timeless and classy as it deserves with this beautiful card, done in an early 20th century illustrative watercolor and ink style.

Offensive & Delightful Yeti Believes in You! Funny Greeting Card

Yeti Believes in You! Funny Greeting Card

$5.75

If a yeti believes in you, than everyone else should too! Show someone how much you care with this fun greeting card.

Offensive & Delightful Old Fashioned Congratulations Card

Old Fashioned Congratulations Card

$5.75

Sometimes, you just need an old fashioned cheers and congratulations... with an old fashioned. Give this beautiful, colorful card to anyone for any reason... just to brighten someone's day.

Offensive & Delightful Old Fashioned for an Old Fuck Birthday Card

Old Fashioned for an Old Fuck Birthday Card

$5.75

Here's an old fashioned for an old fuck! Give this funny and beautiful birthday card to that special old lush in your life.

Offensive & Delightful Magic Weirdo All Occasions Card

Magic Weirdo All Occasions Card

$5.75

You're full of magic, you weirdo, you absolutely unique and beautiful human being. All of you. Give this absolutely stunning 1960s psychedelic style card to anyone and everyone.

Offensive & Delightful I Miss Us Panda Greeting Card

I Miss Us Panda Greeting Card

$5.75

Show someone you miss them with this beautifully illustrated card, featuring a person and a panda just enjoying quiet time together.

Offensive & Delightful Love you SOB Card

Love you SOB Card

$5.75

Show someone how much you love them with this beautifully illustrated card that reads "I love you, you son of a bitch"

Offensive & Delightful Godzilla Beach Party Birthday Card

Godzilla Beach Party Birthday Card

$5.75

Any birthday is more exciting with a giant Godzilla-like sea monster is crashing your party. Doesn't everyone do that?

Offensive & Delightful Face in Cake Birthday Card

Face in Cake Birthday Card

$5.75

You want cake for your birthday? How about a whole FACE FULL OF CAKE?

Offensive & Delightful Cat in A Box Card

Cat in A Box Card

$5.75

Bad things happen. But when they do, add a little smile to someone's face with this super cute card, with a cat in a box saying "Oh fuck!"

Offensive & Delightful Boss Bitch Energy Card

Boss Bitch Energy Card

$5.75

Surprise some amazing Boss Bitch with this amazing and beautiful illustrated card reading "Boss Bitch Energy"

Offensive & Delightful Bitch Your Magic is What This World Needs Card

Bitch Your Magic is What This World Needs Card

$5.75

We need a little magic sometimes... and for that person, give them this beautiful card that reads "Bitch... your magic is what this world needs right now"

Offensive & Delightful Little Ass Birthday Card

Little Ass Birthday Card

$5.75

Who doesn't want a little ass on their birthday? Send this beautifully illustrated card to that right person!

Offensive & Delightful Someone to Bang Card

Someone to Bang Card

$5.75

For that perfect person, here's the one card that says "I never thought I'd be lucky enough to band someone as hot as you"

Offensive & Delightful MM05 Mother Cactus Mother's Card

MM05 Mother Cactus Mother's Card

$5.75

For any mom, and especially the single moms. The kind of card that speaks volumes for the respect of what a mom does. And of course, the desert!

Offensive & Delightful MM07 Favorite F* Up! Mother's Day Card

MM07 Favorite F* Up! Mother's Day Card

$5.75

"Happy Mother's Day, from your favorite Fuck Up!" Maybe this isn't you, but you know you know someone who could use this card. Maybe one of your kids!

Offensive & Delightful DD22 Dad Lessons Father's Day Card

DD22 Dad Lessons Father's Day Card

$5.75

"Happy Father's Day, Thanks for All the Life Lessons... Even When I Didn't Want Them". Dads love offering lessons, even though sometimes we don't want to hear them at first, but they do come in handy later...

Offensive & Delightful VL20 ANGEL F*CK Card

VL20 ANGEL F*CK Card

$5.75

Some of our top selling cards come from Offensive & Delightful! These cards are guaranteed to give you or your friend a kick in the ass and a nice big laugh! Designed in Los Angeles and printed in San Jose.

Offensive & Delightful VL19 GUN VALENTINE Card

VL19 GUN VALENTINE Card

$5.75

Some of our top selling cards come from Offensive & Delightful! These cards are guaranteed to give you or your friend a kick in the ass and a nice big laugh! Designed in Los Angeles and printed in San Jose.

Offensive & Delightful LV13 I Love Your Penis Card

LV13 I Love Your Penis Card

$5.75

Some of our top selling cards come from Offensive & Delightful! These cards are guaranteed to give you or your friend a kick in the ass and a nice big laugh! Designed in Los Angeles and printed in San Jose.

Offensive & Delightful BD07 Asshole Cats Card

BD07 Asshole Cats Card

$5.75

Some of our top selling cards come from Offensive & Delightful! These cards are guaranteed to give you or your friend a kick in the ass and a nice big laugh! Designed in Los Angeles and printed in San Jose.

Offensive & Delightful MX19 I See You, Motherfucker Card

MX19 I See You, Motherfucker Card

$5.75

Some of our top selling cards come from Offensive & Delightful! These cards are guaranteed to give you or your friend a kick in the ass and a nice big laugh! Designed in Los Angeles and printed in San Jose.

Offensive & Delightful MX16 Sex Drugs and Mistletoe Card

MX16 Sex Drugs and Mistletoe Card

$5.75

Some of our top selling cards come from Offensive & Delightful! These cards are guaranteed to give you or your friend a kick in the ass and a nice big laugh! Designed in Los Angeles and printed in San Jose.

Offensive & Delightful MX02 Pink Holidays Wishes Card

MX02 Pink Holidays Wishes Card

$5.75

Some of our top selling cards come from Offensive & Delightful! These cards are guaranteed to give you or your friend a kick in the ass and a nice big laugh! Designed in Los Angeles and printed in San Jose.