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Bad Betty Greeting Company Just Calling To Let You Know You're A Cunt Card

Just Calling To Let You Know You're A Cunt Card

$5.75

Roast your friends with this totally inappropriate but totally funny vintage-style greeting card "Just calling to let you know that you're a cunt."

Bad Betty Greeting Company Lord, Give Me Patience Card

Lord, Give Me Patience Card

$5.75

A hilarious greeting card featuring a vintage woman praying: “Lord, Give Me Patience, Because If You Give Me Strength, I Just Might Throat Punch Somebody.”

Bad Betty Greeting Company Teach Your Child Their First Swear Word Baby Card

Teach Your Child Their First Swear Word Baby Card

$5.75

Add a touch of humor to your baby shower with our "I Can't Wait to Teach Your Child Their First Swear Word" card.

Bad Betty Greeting Company What the Fuck Card

What the Fuck Card

$5.75

A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "What - and I cannot stress this enough - the fuck."
• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Blank inside

Bad Betty Greeting Company We Ride At Dawn Fathers Day Card

We Ride At Dawn Fathers Day Card

$5.75

Celebrate Dad with a laugh using our "We Ride at Dawn" Father's Day card! Featuring a classic vintage photo of a middle-aged dad proudly riding his lawn mower at dawn, this card captures the unique charm of dad’s noble quests.

Bad Betty Greeting Company This Shit Is Bananas Card

This Shit Is Bananas Card

$5.75

A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "This Shit Is Bananas" Embrace the chaos and laugh with a friend while enjoying our quirky and nostalgic card.

Bad Betty Greeting Company Shall We (Scissor)? Love Card

Shall We (Scissor)? Love Card

$5.75

A fabulous LGBTQ+ friendly flirty and dirty card: "Shall we (scissor)?" A playful way to celebrate Valentine's Day, an anniversary, or heck –any day!

Bad Betty Greeting Company Look Who’s Grown Up! Ready For A Colonoscopy Birthday Card

Look Who’s Grown Up! Ready For A Colonoscopy Birthday Card

$5.75

Celebrate a milestone birthday in a hilarious and irreverent way with our birthday greeting card, "Look Who’s All Grown Up and Ready for a Colonoscopy!"

Bad Betty Greeting Company I’d Help You Bury the Body Friendship Card

I’d Help You Bury the Body Friendship Card

$5.75

For those friendships that are built on trust, loyalty, and a healthy dose of dark humor, our "I’d Help You Bury the Body" greeting card is the perfect way to express just how far you’d go for your favorite partner-in-crime!

Bad Betty Greeting Company Novelty Toy Foam Glider Flying Fuck - Funny Gag Gift

Novelty Toy Foam Glider Flying Fuck - Funny Gag Gift

$9.50

Introducing the ultimate way to express your sense of humor while defying gravity—it's the "Flying Fuck" Foam Mini Glider!

Bad Betty Greeting Company Please Be Patient with Me, I'm from the 1900's Card

Please Be Patient with Me, I'm from the 1900's Card

$5.75

"Please Be Patient with Me, I'm from the 1900's" greeting card. This self-deprecating card acknowledges the struggles of keeping up with modern times, making it perfect for anyone who feels a little out of touch or simply appreciates a good laugh.

Bad Betty Greeting Company I Saw This Card and Thought Fuck It Card

I Saw This Card and Thought Fuck It Card

$5.75

Attention slackers and procrastinators, our “I Saw This Card and Thought, ‘Fuck It, This Will Do’” greeting card is the perfect solution for literally any occasion—birthdays, Valentine’s Day, Mother's Day, or whatever life throws your way!

Bad Betty Greeting Company Milkshake Love Card

Milkshake Love Card

$5.75

An adorably kitschy vintage-styled greeting card. "I’m glad my milkshake brought you to my yard." Send a sweet and flirty message to your significant other for Valentine's Day, anniversary, or just because!

Bad Betty Greeting Company Closer To Crazy Cat Lady Birthday Card

Closer To Crazy Cat Lady Birthday Card

$5.75

A funny vintage-inspired birthday greeting card. "1 Year Closer to Becoming a Crazy Cat Lady" This lighthearted card is perfect for cat lovers who embrace their feline obsession with pride.

Bad Betty Greeting Company Betty's Bitch Slap Sticky Hand - Funny Novelty Gag Gift

Betty's Bitch Slap Sticky Hand - Funny Novelty Gag Gift

$9.50

Keep 'em in line with "Betty's Bitch Slap" Sticky Hand—the ultimate sassy gag gift! Perfect for birthdays, office pranks, or just because you need a laugh, this sticky hand is ready to deliver some serious fun.

Bad Betty Greeting Company Be Scared. Do It Anyway Card

Be Scared. Do It Anyway Card

$5.75

This vintage-inspired laser-cut greeting card features a captivating retro psychedelic illustration of a rainbow and flowers with the message "Be scared. Do it anyway."