A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "This Shit Is Bananas" Embrace the chaos and laugh with a friend while enjoying our quirky and nostalgic card.

Keep 'em in line with "Betty's Bitch Slap" Sticky Hand—the ultimate sassy gag gift! Perfect for birthdays, office pranks, or just because you need a laugh, this sticky hand is ready to deliver some serious fun.

Celebrate a milestone birthday in a hilarious and irreverent way with our birthday greeting card, "Look Who’s All Grown Up and Ready for a Colonoscopy!"

A funny vintage-inspired birthday greeting card. "1 Year Closer to Becoming a Crazy Cat Lady" This lighthearted card is perfect for cat lovers who embrace their feline obsession with pride.

Introducing the ultimate way to express your sense of humor while defying gravity—it's the "Flying Fuck" Foam Mini Glider!

Add a touch of humor to your baby shower with our "I Can't Wait to Teach Your Child Their First Swear Word" card.

A fabulous LGBTQ+ friendly flirty and dirty card: "Shall we (scissor)?" A playful way to celebrate Valentine's Day, an anniversary, or heck –any day!

"Please Be Patient with Me, I'm from the 1900's" greeting card. This self-deprecating card acknowledges the struggles of keeping up with modern times, making it perfect for anyone who feels a little out of touch or simply appreciates a good laugh.

A hilarious greeting card featuring a vintage woman praying: “Lord, Give Me Patience, Because If You Give Me Strength, I Just Might Throat Punch Somebody.”

Roast your friends with this totally inappropriate but totally funny vintage-style greeting card "Just calling to let you know that you're a cunt."

How to find out if you are old:
Fall down.
If people laugh, you are young.
If people panic, you are old.

An adorably kitschy vintage-styled greeting card. "I’m glad my milkshake brought you to my yard." Send a sweet and flirty message to your significant other for Valentine's Day, anniversary, or just because!

This vintage-inspired laser-cut greeting card features a captivating retro psychedelic illustration of a rainbow and flowers with the message "Be scared. Do it anyway."